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- \Q\You're outside of the Beatles' hotel. There are thousands of other
- fans waiting at the front entrance. What do you do?
- \A\Wait with everyone else.
- \A\Walk in and get a room.
- \A\Look around the building.
- \N\You and the other fans waited for hours but never did see
- even one Beatle. You caught a cold and ended up in the hospital.
- \N\"There are no vacancies! Now get out of here!",
- the manager shouted.
- \Y\You wonder down an alley beside the building...
-
- \Q\Near the back of the building, you spot not only an
- unlocked door but also an open window.
- \A\Slip through the door.
- \A\Climb through the window.
- \A\Go inform the hotel manager that his security isn't very good.
- \N\As you entered the dark room you noticed a strange smell...
- GARBAGE! You turned to leave but someone shut the door and
- locked it.
- \Y\You find that you are now in the laundry room.
- \N\"You Beatlemaniacs think you own this place!
- GUARD! Call the police."
-
- \Q\You approach the door cautiously and look out into the hallway.
- You decide to:
- \A\Dress up in the maid's uniform.
- \A\Hide in a laundry cart.
- \A\Walk down the hall.
- \N\You walked past the security guards with no problem and headed
- for the elevator. The hotel manager got on the elevator with you
- and somewhere around the 4th floor he figured out that you had
- on the wrong type of shoes. "My maids only wear WHITE shoes!",
- he shouted. He took you back downstairs and tossed you out the
- front door.
- \N\Just as you covered yourself up with the towels and pillowcases,
- you heard someone enter the room. They started pushing the cart,
- with you in it, down the hallway. After a couple of minutes they
- stopped.
-
- Then there was a little bouncing around.
-
- Then you heard a motor start and a truck from the local laundry
- drove you and the dirty laundry across town where you spent the
- day in a washing machine.
- \Y\You walk down the hallway quietly.
-
- \Q\Halfway down the hall you find two doors. You should:
- \A\Open the door labeled "Kitchen"
- \A\Open the door labeled "Stairs"
- \A\Continue down the hall
- \Y\There's no one in the room.
- \N\You started up the stairs...
- And climbed...
- And climbed...
- At the 4th floor you encountered a guard who shook his head
- and said "Not another one!" You were escourted to the front
- door and returned to the large crowd of screaming fans.
- \N\You walked another 10 feet and suddenly the hotel manager
- appeared from around the corner. "GUARD!", he called. You
- were then taken to the nearest exit and ordered to leave.
-
- \Q\You look around and wonder if any of the food is for the Beatles.
- You hear someone coming and...
- \A\Hide under the nearest dinner cart.
- \A\Hide in the closet.
- \A\Hide in the refrigerator.
- \Y\Someone enters the room and starts pushing the cart you're
- hiding under.
- \N\The janitor locked the closet and you missed The Beatles
- when they dropped by to sneak a snack from the kitchen.
- \N\Bad move! You weren't found until the next Christmas when
- the cook decided to defrost a turkey.
-
- \Q\You and the cart are rolled onto an elevator. A hotel guest
- is also on the elevator with her dog. The dog starts growling
- at the cart.
- \A\You growl back.
- \A\You sit silently.
- \A\You hiss like a cat.
- \Y\The dog backs off and no one else heard you.
- \N\The dog jumped under the table cloth and exposed you.
- You were tossed out the nearest door.
- \N\The dog bit you and you caught rabies and died a horrible death.
-
- \Q\The elevator stops and the waiter pushes the cart into the hallway.
- He leaves you and the cart for a moment as he sneaks into a closet
- with the maid. You decide to...
- \A\Join the waiter and maid in the closet.
- \A\Sneak down the hall.
- \A\Wait on the waiter to return.
- \N\The maid's husband, who happened to be the hotel security guard,
- caught the three of you in the closet and started firing his pistol
- without asking questions.
- \N\You ran into Brian Epstein, The Beatles' manager, who said
- "Hello, chap." and then had you removed from the hotel.
- \Y\The waiter returns and pushes the cart down the hall.
-
- \Q\Soon you reach a room. The waiter knocks, someone opens the
- door, and the cart is pulled into the room. You decide to:
- \A\Peek out from under the table cloth.
- \A\Hop out and hope for the best.
- \A\Wait and hope you hear English accents.
- \N\You saw The Beatles' manager and he saw you. Within a few
- moments you were back out on the street with all of the other fans.
- \N\You hopped out and caught the waiter with another maid. One
- broken nose later, you were back out front with a million other fans.
- \Y\At first you hear a reporter asking questions about barbers.
-
- \Q\Then you hear a man with an English accent! You decide to:
- \A\Hop out and pray that it's not a famous English hairstylist.
- \A\Wait for someone to ask about The Beatles record company, Apple
- Records.
- \W\You jumped out and came face to face with John, Paul, George and
- Ringo!
- \N\Since The Beatles didn't start Apple Records for several more
- years, you had a very long and useless wait.
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